Idea Stealer T-Shirts

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"People were steal his ideas"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Recycling centre

New Ideas in Business.

Brain storm

Thought Cloud

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Inspiration

'I've invented copyright.'

Chasing the one big idea

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Where history's best ideas happen.

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

Leonardo Da Vinci has another day of constant a-ha moments.

Intellectual Property Thief

Wonderland Movie Studios. Sound Stages. There's a lot of problems today -- That diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big. The close-up shot of Red Riding hood's grandma makes her teeth mool too large. Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene and we need a stuntman because Jack refusts to jump over the candlestick. Is there any good news? Yeah, the three little pigs nailed their scene! That's no surprise! They'r

"Mr. Saltee"

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'