Idea Stealer Pillows

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"People were steal his ideas"

Thought Cloud

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

Brain storm

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Recycling centre

New Ideas in Business.

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Inspiration

'I've invented copyright.'

Chasing the one big idea

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

Intellectual Property Thief

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

"Mr. Saltee"

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'