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"We've run it past you - shall we stroll it by you?"

Blonde man putting an envelope into a suggestion box

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"Of course I think your idea is good. I wouldn't take credit for it if it wasn't."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

' A good idea '

Bright idea

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Elevator Pitch

' A new idea '

Assertiveness

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Wanna talk about it?

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

New Idea

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"What's the big idea?"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"