Ideas Manager T-Shirts

"Actually I worked my way up from 'ideas'.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

Empty box of ideas

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Bright idea

Worry tank

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Blue sky thinking

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Elevator Pitch

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Genius

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Patents office.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

New Idea

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."