Idea Inspectors T-Shirts

Worry tank

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

Bright idea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Boom

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Elevator Pitch

' A new idea '

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Assertiveness

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Thought Cloud

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

You have reached the end of your brain...

"What's the big idea?"

New Idea

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"