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Genius

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Boom

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Elevator Pitch

Man and brain

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Patents office.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Thought Cloud

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

New Idea

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'