Idea Master Gifts

Genius

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Blue sky thinking

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Boom

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Elevator Pitch

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

Man and brain

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

New Idea

Thought Cloud

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka