Ideas Man Gifts

'I have good idea of how to improve our sales team.' - 'Great, when are you leaving?'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"We appreciate your insights Norman but the firm has reached the stage where we need actual ideas."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Elevator Pitch

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Genius

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Patents office.

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

New Idea

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Brain storm

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.