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Plagiarism...

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

World Tour.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Music downloads

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

An idea box in a shower

Thought Cloud

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Inspiration

'I've invented copyright.'

Chasing the one big idea

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

My novel was about a man who constantly experienced a sense of deja vu...but then I realised someone had already written one!

"Not you, Hobson."

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'