Artful Glider T-Shirts

Artistic Skateboard

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Lemniskate

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Ice skater

Snowboarding downhill.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Slalom

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Torn paper dinosaur

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Skating.

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'There must be more to life than this.'

"I love making a glide in..."

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

'He handles stress very well. It's these down times when he gets annoying.'

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

On the Ice.

Christmas Family Gliders

Mr. Punch in Venice

Grapes

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

Ballet Shoes

Putting on ice skates

Cut out and keep Skiing Instructor

"He moved to Berlin to pursue something creative he would be bad at here."