Romantic Weightlifter Gifts

Romantic Weight Lifter

Powerful Love.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Body Building Mishap

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I love strong coffee."

Exercises

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I was building up my pecs."

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup

Balloons On Barbell.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'