Romantic Weightlifter Gifts

Romantic Weight Lifter

Powerful Love.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Dog Weightlifting

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Body Building Mishap

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Brawnstorming session.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Pushy Coach.

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Exercises

strong man bends an iron bar

"I was building up my pecs."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I love strong coffee."

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Balloons On Barbell.

Heavy syrup

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'