Whimsical Weightlifter Gifts

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

The Victors

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was building up my pecs."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup

Balloons On Barbell.

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Weak Research

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)