Whimsical Weightlifter Gifts

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

The Victors

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Dog Weightlifting

Brawnstorming session.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Pushy Coach.

'Relax! I just read somewhere that 142 pounds is the new 125!'

"I love strong coffee."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

strong man bends an iron bar

"I was building up my pecs."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup

Balloons On Barbell.

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."