Quirky Weightlifters Gifts

'I'm in here, dear, getting into shape for walking the floor with our new baby when it cries.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"How much could your mother bench?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Body Building Mishap

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Keep fit.'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Brawnstorming session.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"I love strong coffee."

"I was building up my pecs."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup