Quirky Weightlifters T-Shirts

'I'm in here, dear, getting into shape for walking the floor with our new baby when it cries.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"How much could your mother bench?"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Body Building Mishap

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Dog Weightlifting

'Keep fit.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

"I love strong coffee."

"I was building up my pecs."

strong man bends an iron bar

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'