Creative Weightlifter Gifts

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Still Life With Nordic Track

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"How much could your mother bench?"

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Dog Weightlifting

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

Brawnstorming session.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Body Building Mishap

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Any other strengths?"

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I love strong coffee."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"I was building up my pecs."