Creative Weightlifter Gifts

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

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"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"How much could your mother bench?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Body Building Mishap

Dog Weightlifting

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Any other strengths?"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

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Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I was building up my pecs."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"