Heavenly Lifter Mugs

"I should totally appear to them."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Cherub on a cloud

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Sportsman and music

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"I was building up my pecs."

strong man bends an iron bar

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Heavy syrup

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

Workmen Lifting.

A leap of faith.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

Bible Weights

Atlas' Exercise Machine

Anabolic Steroids

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Confessions on a plane.

Mister Hardo

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."