Ironic Lifter Mugs

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Keep Fit.

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Important Muscles.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Are we having fun yet?'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

strong man bends an iron bar

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I was building up my pecs."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Heavy syrup

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Tred carefully mill.

bag of money as a bicep

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Workmen Lifting.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

Anabolic Steroids

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'