Ironic Exerciser Mugs

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"I've notices a HUGE improvement in my endurance. Last night I made four trips to the buffet table and I wasn't even winded."

Keep Fit.

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Aerobic Channel Hopping

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

Still Life With Nordic Track

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Pelobong

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

Exercise Car.

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"You could do with some weight training."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'