Humorist Exerciser Mugs

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Keep Fit.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Robber on treadmill

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olympic Torch Training

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

"Still on your left."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."