Ironic Lifter Prints

Arnold Schwarzenegger's clone: 'But I don't wanna pump iron!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Important Muscles.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Are we having fun yet?'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

strong man bends an iron bar

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"I was building up my pecs."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Heavy syrup

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

Tred carefully mill.

bag of money as a bicep

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Workmen Lifting.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Anabolic Steroids