Funny Fit Lifer Prints

Tred carefully mill.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Keep Fit.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

Check out my six pack.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"I'm beached body ready."

'Oh great, we break down in the middle of nowhere and the only spare tyre we have is the one around your waist!'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'