Funny Fit Lifer T-Shirts

Tred carefully mill.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Keep Fit.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

Check out my six pack.

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"I'm beached body ready."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'Oh great, we break down in the middle of nowhere and the only spare tyre we have is the one around your waist!'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'