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"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

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"How long were you in that headstand?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

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Jeff was watching his weight.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Check out my six pack.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

"I'm beached body ready."

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Tred carefully mill.