Political Mover Gifts

Viktor Orbán

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

One!

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

Leaping

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"That was a rumor day."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

Freestyling.

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Dancing in a circle

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

Dad Dancing.

'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'

"The bad news is it's all our clients' money."

'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.'

'The long and the short is we went long and got shorted.'