Spirit Believer Gifts

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

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'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"You're solemates!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

Fairy Vet

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'