Dream Believer Gifts

Five year time...

"You're shocked? Heck I thought I was dreaming"

"Now, I know you'd like us to go away and let you get on with your dream, but, given the cutbacks in federal funding, without your pledge there may not be any more dreams!"

"I believe in you!"

Post Holiday Syndrome for the Unemployed.

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Dog Nightmares

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Fishing for Birds

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Pull and all nighter...

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Thought Cloud

Fairy Vet