Destiny Believer Gifts

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Courage. Love.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Chris Froome

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

Not The Real Me

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

"I believe in you!"

Denying Reality Is Bipartisan

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

Climbing the ladder of fate,,,

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

"..You're going to be rich and successful, but then on the other hand.."

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt