Destiny Believer T-Shirts

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Courage. Love.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

Not The Real Me

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

"I believe in you!"

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

Climbing the ladder of fate,,,

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

"..You're going to be rich and successful, but then on the other hand.."

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."