Believers In Destiny T-Shirts

"I was destined to become a martyr…I've always had that fire in my belly."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

"What luck!"

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

"How's my life line doing?"

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

Zebra Crossing

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ."

THE RIGHT PLACE A THE RIGHT TIME, 'It says they're closed for inventory.'

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

'I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods.'

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

"Do you believe in predestination?"

"...and did you hear that bit about me always landing on my feet?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Good Luck!