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"What luck!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Your future looks charming.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

The Best Laid Plans

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Gambling on office building construction

Golden Eggs.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Trepanning for gold"

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."