Fate Believer T-Shirts

God rolls dice

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"...and did you hear that bit about me always landing on my feet?"

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Not The Real Me

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'What a twist of fate!'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"How dare you!"

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

"What luck!"

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

"I believe in you!"

Santa Knows Where You Are

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."