Fate Believer T-Shirts

God rolls dice

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"...and did you hear that bit about me always landing on my feet?"

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Not The Real Me

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'What a twist of fate!'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"How dare you!"

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

"What luck!"

"I believe in you!"

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

Denying Reality Is Bipartisan