Fortune Believer T-Shirts

Good Luck!

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Fairy Vet

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

The Best Laid Plans

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Golden Eggs.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Trepanning for gold"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'