Believer In Destiny T-Shirts

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Not The Real Me

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

"What luck!"

'Breaking news, this morning the Ravens flew away from the Tower of London...'

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

"I believe in you!"

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"Aw, geeze. Forty nine years of bad luck."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Denying Reality Is Bipartisan

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."