Believer In Destiny Mugs

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Not The Real Me

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

"Aw, geeze. Forty nine years of bad luck."

"I believe in you!"

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'Breaking news, this morning the Ravens flew away from the Tower of London...'

"What luck!"

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."