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Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Choice of viewing

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Eldrow

Invisible clothes

Drive-thru Church

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

The Fox and the Crow.

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Vaping cigarette

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'What a twist of fate!'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

TV Zoo Trivia

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

Fortune Teller.