Fate Follower Gifts

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Choice of viewing

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Invisible clothes

Drive-thru Church

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"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

The Fox and the Crow.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Vaping cigarette

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

'What a twist of fate!'

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"How dare you!"

Fortune Teller.