Heart Follower Gifts

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

Lost santa and reindeer.

Doug Coe