Heart Follower Gifts

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"The buck really stops with him."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

"But how many followers do you have?"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Lost santa and reindeer.

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

Doug Coe

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers