Fate Followers Gifts

"How dare you!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Invisible clothes

Drive-thru Church

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"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

The Fox and the Crow.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Who's there?"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Vaping cigarette

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'What a twist of fate!'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?