Fate Followers Mugs

"How dare you!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Eldrow

Invisible clothes

Drive-thru Church

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Who's there?"

The Fox and the Crow.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Vaping cigarette

'What a twist of fate!'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

TV Zoo Trivia

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!