Dream Follower Gifts

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"What already?! You're the ones who are always on about me following my dreams!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Eldrow

Invisible clothes

Dreams I have had...

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Ok, ok, last page.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

The Fox and the Crow.

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Vaping cigarette

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

Destruction of Daydreams by Deforestation

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"I believe in you!"

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!