Dream Follower Pillows

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"What already?! You're the ones who are always on about me following my dreams!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Invisible clothes

Dreams I have had...

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Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

The Fox and the Crow.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Vaping cigarette

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

Destruction of Daydreams by Deforestation

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"I believe in you!"