Magic Follower Pillows

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Invisible clothes

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Fairy Vet

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'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'I see people laughing at you.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

The Fox and the Crow.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"