Legend Follower Pillows

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Walt Disney on ice."

Warrior Woman

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Invisible clothes

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Football supporters.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"