Magic Follower Prints

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Invisible clothes

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Fairy Vet

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'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'I see people laughing at you.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

The Fox and the Crow.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

The Fountain of Youth.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"