Fable Follower Prints

"She says she's got squatters rights."

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

The Fox and the Crow.

Invisible clothes

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Eldrow

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Eat my dust!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Purple Fairy

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"