Mystic Arts Follower Prints

'I see people laughing at you.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Did you have a cat?"

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

Fortune telling

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.