Mystic Arts Follower Gifts

'I see people laughing at you.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Did you have a cat?"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Nikolay Rerih

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

When I said I wanted a second opinion on my prognosis, this isn't exactly what I meant.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

'I see tragedy in your future...and let me say that I am an agent for a major TV network which wants an exclusive on the event...'

"Now then, which life are you on?"