Mystic Arts Appreciator Gifts

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

The Firebird

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'I see people laughing at you.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Lox Ness Monster

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Fortune Tellers Convention

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

Elizabeth Truss MP

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Leo Tolstoy

Two birds refuel.

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'My problem is that I can't decide whether I'm fish or fowl.'

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'