Mystic Arts Appreciator T-Shirts

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Nikolay Rerih

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

The Firebird

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

'I see people laughing at you.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Lox Ness Monster

Fortune Tellers Convention

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Leo Tolstoy

Two birds refuel.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'My problem is that I can't decide whether I'm fish or fowl.'

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"