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"I've already met a tall dark man, What I want to know is where he is now."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Nikolay Rerih

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

'I see people laughing at you.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune Tellers Convention

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

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